completeshitbag:

I’m cuter than everyone who has ever hurt me

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albawrites:

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not…

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

(Source: divascreech, via youngandrelentless)

saltpillar:

In love w/ the concept of the Femme Fatale but gdi I hate red nail polish I avoid it as much as possible. 

Same for pink I loathe pink nail polishes.

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